Not Another Teen Movie!

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Cinderella [one more wouldn't hurt i guess]. She was in high school [u bet!] and was extremely smart and talented but there was this one massive problem, she was kind of a looser! On the other hand a popular/ pretty/ cheerleader/ bully would always pick on her for no sensible reason whatsoever. One day a cute/ good looking/ kind/ intelligent/ and not to mention a basket ball player entered the school. As expected he befriended the cool kids right away leaving behind our very own Miss. Cinderella!! Shattered into pieces, Cinderella cursed her diner girl status for her to face this fate!!

*thunder, lightning, rain and lots and lots of tears*

Determined to bring a change in her social status, Cinderella takes part in a singing talent competition only to discover that the cute guy is also taking part [boy! is he multi-talented or what!]. They meet, fall in love, bitch tries to ruin it, miss understandings happen, lots of drama, homecoming ball and finally a kiss under the mistletoe!
Awwww....NOT!!!

Weren't the huge pile of kiddy fairy tales enough that came in another pile of teen movie cds to compete!?! A simple twist here and there and there you have it, the same old story only this time it is served with some salt and pepper!
Isn't this kind of movie made with an intention to make one feel good about themselves?? Then why does it backfire in my case and leaves me not only miserable for a few days but also wearing my pjs, having a bar of chocolate cursing MY status- the single!!

*again thunder, lightning, rain, only lesser tears this time*

This is for all to know, any girl, 17 or above, not completely outrageous looking, intelligent and 'single' is
a) NOT gay [no offence]
b) NOT sobbing to get a boyfriend
c) does not require your pity ; and
d) in no state to develope love for cats in fear of a dismal future!!

All those who are in a couple have fun and all those who are yet to be in one, enjoy your days of freedom!! God bless us all.. :P

PS: Never did i say i hate such movies. Methinks its rather entertaining :D hehe..

Lost the will to live!?

Aim: To rescue yourself from a traumatising phenomenon known as Boredom.

Apparatus Required: Any random stuff..trust me anything can be of use in such extreme scenarios!

Theory: Boredom is an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the activities surrounding them.

Methodology:

• Get rid off Facebook and Orkut for the following day.
• Clean your room and do your laundary. If you normally don't then your mother is sure to appreciate this.
• Make a movie. The worse the movie the better is the fun experienced. Well am not against a good movie though!
• Make a call to any random number. The most tried and tested method. Guranteed to work wonders every time ;)
• Rent a Tushar Kapoor movie for total entertainment [do i even need to say any more!? :D]
• Teach your dog new tricks, if you dont have one teach your siblings the same. [works for me!]
• Get a makeover. If u already look like a beauty pagent winner GREAT! call me [applicable only for guys].
• Go to a temple/mosque/church. Who knows, maybe you will learn something!
• Listen to music [I cannot come up with any..m bored!! :O]
• Visit 'www.bored.com' [I sware to God am not making this up]
• Start a blog. [cool eh!? :P]

Result: Well I did manage to pass my time!! All the best with yours though. hehe :P

Precautions:

• While calling up strangers avoid numbers such as 100, 919 etc.
• In case of non availability of Tushar Kapoor movies, Aap Ka Suroor can be used as a replacement.
• Avoid teaching tricks to your parents in case of non availability of siblings.
• If the makeover does bring you any where close to Brad Pitt then calling the creator of this blog is a must!

love,
S

Rs 9,999

Being a late night television viewer..ehem ehem, now just keep the grey clean, I mean television is no different at night except for the evergreen 'TELE MALL'!!! The story dates back in 1994 when my dear mother made a break through in child care..The only was to achieve my silence was to make me sit before the idiot box! Now that just not only played the trick but also made me one of the most loyal fans of what I thought was a blessing in disguise-the Tele mall. The awe with which I watched the 15 minute duration show was immense. I only hoped that one day my mother would get convinced and buy any one of the products which only remains a secret desire till today. damn! But sadly with hormonal changes came in the changes in my choices too. From cartoons I shifted to music, from Govinda to Shahrukh and finally the painful yet gradual change from tele-mall to reality shows! Life was going fine until my recent confrontation with my past. I was stunned! I did not like what I saw rather found it hysterical. Really, would u ever buy a balloon sofa to make an impression!? :O I was devastated. How on earth can my companion as a child be an utter pile of bullcrap! But surprisingly the popularity still remains at its peak. One of the most amusing products is undoubtedly 'Yoko Height Increaser'..wow an actual product that can change the chemical balance of the body and give a much taller self! But the irony is that the product was invented in Japan [I hope u get the joke]..lol ;)..oh yes and special mention to the hair products. If that would have worked all could have hair like my sister..yeah right! One day a 'male' friend of mine walked into the room and in an extremely animated manner said,' My teeth is shining so much cause I use Dantpari.' I swear to God I lost all my respect for him that very day and so did he- his manhood!! Yet trying really hard[trust me I am] to form a second impression I have landed on to the conclusion that it might be outrageous but it still brings a ray of hope which we all are looking for. Everything said and done it atleast has a positive side to it and cmon it makes us all laugh and that too for free. Thus 'Long Live Tele-Mall'!!! Love it, watch it and continue to get inspired. God bless!! *tears of joy* :D

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Ever since the time i was in fourth grade i hav known that maintainin a diary is a 'good habit'. The attempts made to achieve this have not only failed but also got me thinkin..whats the point? Being a person with no secrets at all i hav landed on to the conclusion that maintainin a diary not only leaves you feeling foolish but also makes you realize thats it is completely illogical writtin something when you can never share it with any! I have once read somewhere that the greatest experiences of life are always shared...and c'mon one can always use some audience, afterall we tend to work better when provided with some. ;) Truthfully speaking when ever i wrote something to my 'dear diary' , at the back of my mind i always had an image of someone readin and reactin to it all...how much ever you might deny this but i am convinced we all experience jus the same! Now i cannot predict the fate of this little experiment but i shall try my level best to keep pushin it till m exhausted which i think is not quite likely to happen any time soon...Life has been quite a joy ride and many more experiences yet to experience. Shall drop in pretty soon..same time same place [yikes! makes me feel like a television host only a lame one]...

its gonna be legen..wait for it...dary!! legendary!! :D