Life or 'Perfect' Life . .

Since time immemorial, man has been chasing the answer to the perfect life. Many came and many went but did we get the answer? Well, not so much . Some might say an extravagant lifestyle , some say peace and tranquility , some think its success and some , good sex.

Over almost two decades of my existence I have come to conclude the key to the perfect life . Yes , there infact is a list :) Now , you need not agree with mine but for a late teenager this sounds almost perfect . This list came into existence in the year 2oo6 when my drear friend Namratha and I were having our infamous 'Looser Talks' ! A crisp list that will decide if my life is going in the desired direction . No cursory conclusion to life this is, believe me :P

Now to have a utopian life one must have :

• A loving family [ Check ]
• A mother who can cook good non vegetarian [ Check ]
• A loving father [ Check ]
• A sibling with who you can share anything under the sun [ Check ]
• A bestfriend (I am blessed with nine :) ) [ Super Check ]
• A personal laptop [ Check ]
• A camera . Almost a must . [ Check ]
• A phone [ Check ]
• A boyfriend
• A good professional college

With only two things to cross off my list I am going good . Also, you may have noticed all the technology above . Yes , I sometimes prefer these to humans :D

Very content I am with this 'almost' perfect life but hoping to get to the utmost soon :)

Oh Damn ! My sister has the perfect life :O

Hi Technology+ Excessive Money Loss= Damsel In Distress

Once upon a time in never never land there lived a damsel, a damsel named Shruti. On her 19th came family and crony and acquaintances with toys and gifts many. Along with them came Richa, her sister to deceive favour on our dear damsel in a jiffy. She brought along with herself a cell phone, yes a cellphone to win over the damsel's heart. She indeed did. 'What an altruistic sister!' , she thought but she was unaware that the phone was pure EVIL ! *dramatic music*

The father of the two was a good old man with boundless love to pour but had he just one little rule to give prating damsel a limited talk time refill in her phone. Friends and foes of the damsel lived in a land far far away and the incommunicado damsel always lived in dismay. All she had was her little phone that bridged the chasm between she and her fautor.

Now comes the part when the evil little phone unleashed its true colours. Multimedia phone it was that the damsel was unaware of. Clandestinely, the phone robbed the damsel of all her balance. What she did not know was how to stop the phone from doing all this menace.

She tried every mean that could stop it from happening but all she could find was deep melancholy. An internet pack was the only solution that could bring this glitch to an end. Who knew 'Airtel' was such a burglar, mother fucking ding dong HOLYdent !?

Finally came our hero, Customer Care, to free our dear damsel of this distress. She sobbed and cried and moaned before him till all her ambiguities were digressed.

The sister who gave the damsel that foo foo shi shi phone, now lives with her in peace and harmony and is not such an evil person afterall *wink*

P.S : Oh ! I love drama :P